I believe in planned obsolescence
in that the capitalist-patriarchy is going to fuck me into consuming tech
bros,
so I don't update my phone and I'm left fucking and consuming the capitalist-patriarchy
because bumble won't work without 'IOS you need a new phone now'
so I'm forced to search for the bee to my bird in nature using tinder for heat (tm) because
hinge creeks with the cries of rich white jews manifesting a mommy (which, who knew, is a reference to big boobs?)
but that door stopped opening last week
A capitalist-patriarchy catch 22, if only you knew
Hi Friends,
I'm lonely.
and I guess this is my debut.